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December 31, 2009

From today, 1 January 2010, the new Irish blasphemy law becomes operational, and we begin our campaign to have it repealed. Blasphemy is now a crime punishable by a €25,000 fine. The new law defines blasphemy as publishing or uttering matter that is grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion, thereby intentionally causing outrage among a substantial number of adherents of that religion, with some defences permitted.

This new law is both silly and dangerous. It is silly because medieval religious laws have no place in a modern secular republic, where the criminal law should protect people and not ideas. And it is dangerous because it incentives religious outrage, and because Islamic States led by Pakistan are already using the wording of this Irish law to promote new blasphemy laws at UN level.

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In this context we now publish a list of 25 blasphemous quotes, which have previously been published by or uttered by or attributed to Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Mark Twain, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, James Kirkup, Monty Python, Rev Ian Paisley, Conor Cruise O’Brien, Frank Zappa, Salman Rushdie, Bjork, Amanda Donohoe, George Carlin, Paul Woodfull, Jerry Springer the Opera, Tim Minchin, Richard Dawkins, Pope Benedict XVI, Christopher Hitchens, PZ Myers, Ian O’Doherty, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor and Dermot Ahern.

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22. PZ Myers, on the Roman Catholic communion host, 2008: “You would not believe how many people are writing to me, insisting that these horrible little crackers (they look like flattened bits of styrofoam) are literally pieces of their god, and that this omnipotent being who created the universe can actually be seriously harmed by some third-rate liberal intellectual at a third-rate university… However, inspired by an old woodcut of Jews stabbing the host, I thought of a simple, quick thing to do: I pierced it with a rusty nail (I hope Jesus’s tetanus shots are up to date). And then I simply threw it in the trash, followed by the classic, decorative items of trash cans everywhere, old coffeegrounds and a banana peel.”

(via Pharyngula)

It’s a nice little collection of quotes, too! I’m so excited to see where this leads! Here’s to hoping we never see laws against blasphemy in the US.  Happy New Year, everyone!

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December 6, 2009
I pledge allegiance to my flag and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Original Pledge of Allegiance (1892), Atheists Quotes (via reneehendricks)

I just don’t see how this means any less in a patriotic sense than the less secular version.  Someday, we’ll once again see that garbage taken off our money and out of our pledge.

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December 3, 2009
(via Pharyngula)
Yep.  That’s about right.  I love the “Children raised by gays will become gay!”

(via Pharyngula)

Yep.  That’s about right.  I love the “Children raised by gays will become gay!”

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December 1, 2009
Friendly Atheist by @hemantmehta » FFRF Puts Atheist Sign in Illinois Capitol Building

We don’t think religion, or irreligion, belongs in state capitols,” noted Dan Barker, Foundation co-president and author of the book, “Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America’s Leading Atheists.”
“But if a state is going to permit a nativity display and create a public forum, then we want to be sure that the views of the 15 percent of the U.S. population who is not religious are also represented.”

This is so utterly fantastic.  I think I’m in agreement with Hemant - the last line is a bit absolutist, but even so, having this thing up along with other holiday displays is kind of a fun little nod, even if it isn’t the softest thing ever said by the FFRF.

Friendly Atheist by @hemantmehta » FFRF Puts Atheist Sign in Illinois Capitol Building

We don’t think religion, or irreligion, belongs in state capitols,” noted Dan Barker, Foundation co-president and author of the book, “Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America’s Leading Atheists.”

“But if a state is going to permit a nativity display and create a public forum, then we want to be sure that the views of the 15 percent of the U.S. population who is not religious are also represented.”

This is so utterly fantastic.  I think I’m in agreement with Hemant - the last line is a bit absolutist, but even so, having this thing up along with other holiday displays is kind of a fun little nod, even if it isn’t the softest thing ever said by the FFRF.

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November 17, 2009
IQ?
Bill Maher:
What about the Ten Commandments? I mean, so many politicians talk about the Ten Commandments. Are they really the ten most--
Mark Pryor, United States Senator, Arkansas:
The Ten Suggestions? The Ten Recommendations?
BM:
But it's not really a wise list of ten. You know, the first four are all about just worshipping God and basically that he's a jealous god and he doesn't want you to have any other gods. The only two that are really laws are "Don't steal" and "Don't kill." Why is this the wisest group of ten? It doesn't include child abuse, it doesn't include, "Don't torture." It doesn't include a lot of things -- rape -- that I think, if we were making a list today, we would probably include.
MP:
Society is so different today, and our culture is so radically different today-
BM:
And that's what I'm thinking. We're in a different culture. Can you think of anything else we still cling to from the Bronze Age?
MP:
Well... basically murder is against the law in every country in the world.
BM:
But wouldn't we have come to that even without religion? Don't you think people would've gotten together and said, "You know what? Let's not slaughter each other and let's not take each other's stuff." There has been more killing in the name of thy God.
MP:
If you think sort of 'indigously' or just by our DNA, we somehow know that killing another person is wrong, I'm not sure that's the case.
BM:
Really? You need God to decide not to kill each other?
MP:
Well, you can look back at more primitive cultures and they were constantly at war.
BM:
We are now, among industrialized, modern nations, the most religious nation. A recent study found that, among thirty-two countries, more people in this country doubted Evolution than in any other country on that list, except I think it was Turkey.
MP:
In the US, we have freedom of religion.
BM:
I think most of the counties on that list do have freedom of religion.
MP:
Well, that's interesting.
BM:
Do you believe in Evolution?
MP:
Of course, I don't know. Clearly the scientific community's a little divided on the specifics of that and I understand--
BM:
I don't think they are. I think they pretty much agree.
MP:
I don't know how it all happened. I mean, I'm certainly willing to--
BM:
But it couldn't possibly have been Adam and Eve five-thousand years ago with the talking snake in the garden, could it?
MP:
It could've possibly been that
BM:
Come on. This is my problem. You're a senator. You are one of the very few people who are really running this country. It worries me that people are running my country that believe in a talking snake.
MP:
You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate, though.
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October 28, 2009
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